15 Cards for Getting a Jump Start on (Ruining) Christmas

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Christmas cards are usually designed to spread Christmas cheer, while subtly bragging about how well you and the family are doing. We asked you to show us the cards that would ruin Christmas for someone involved in that transaction. The winner (who will be getting a free trip to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!) is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Csonny

CMemy hristmas Julie, Remember, Rudolph was basically a red headed stepchild and evenything worked out for him. -Your Step Father P.S. the cost of

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