Christmas cards are usually designed to spread Christmas cheer, while subtly bragging about how well you and the family are doing. We asked you to show us the cards that would ruin Christmas for someone involved in that transaction. The winner (who will be getting a free trip to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!) is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by TheoSchmeeo

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Entry by Roland223

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Entry by Hysterium

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Entry by Csonny

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Entry by BRWombat

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