Don't you hate it when you have to go and watch a movie to know what it is about? If only posters stopped playing coy, you could save yourself so much time.

Well, no more. As a service to the community, we went and redid a bunch of movie posters, so now they tell you what their whole deal is. There! Now you can quickly decide if you want to watch the movies or not, or even discuss them online without wasting your time enjoying them. You're welcome.

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