12 Weirdly Plausible Conspiracy Theories We Just Made Up

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12 Weirdly Plausible Conspiracy Theories We Just Made Up

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Social media is packed with wall-to-wall conspiracy theory nonsense. It's like literally anyone can come up with some random garbage, and a bunch of people will believe it. Or at least that's our theory. So we tasked our plasticians with coming up with wild, completely unsubstantiated conspiracy theories that will go viral on the interwebs.

And we gave cash to our favorite. Which is definitely part of our conspiracy to pay people for being smart on the internet.

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12 Weirdly Plausible Conspiracy Theories We Just Made Up
Jennifer Grey Before Dirty Dancing After Dirty Dancing CLEARLY SHE BROKE HER NOSE DURING FILMING. Probably while doing The Lift.
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12 Weirdly Plausible Conspiracy Theories We Just Made Up
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