15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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17 Figures of Speech As Understood by a Five Year Old

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As children we're good at two things: pretending that we know what adults are talking about and fireworks.

We asked you to show us some of the misguided conclusions we drew as kids based on figures of speech used by adults. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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