17 Figures of Speech As Understood by a Five Year Old
Children are not smart. Here's what they think you're talking about.
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As children we're good at two things: pretending that we know what adults are talking about and fireworks.
We asked you to show us some of the misguided conclusions we drew as kids based on figures of speech used by adults. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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