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Sci-fi technology looks so impressive and shiny, it's easy to forget that almost none of it makes any sense. So we asked our readers to knock the stars out of people's eyes with some diagrams and charts pointing out how flawed the machines and innovations in science fiction / fantasy movies actually are.

And we used some modern-day technology to pay cash to our favorite entry, which is below.

Entry by AriAnna007

MEET THE ROBINSONS I BUBBLE TRANSIT Tensile strength VS varying weights How does one steer a bubble? How does one land?! E.T.A? Stations? Safety harne

Entry by Sonny Time

Jango Fett's Equipment Jetpack Blaster Laser Bolt Pistol (traveling slower than the speed of light) Holster Holster Strap Pants G Boots Jetflame (whic

Entry by Sonny Time

STAR TREK TYPE I PHASER tr rigger beam width beam intensity power level no sights for aiming CRACKED COM

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