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Nobody likes to think of themselves as a hypocrite, but it turns out most of us are. We've got different rules for ourselves than we have for literally every other person in the world.

Except for our readers, of course, who would never display any of the following behaviors:

Entry by klmcd

When small mistakes are made at work As a supervisor Great work guys! Lets just go over a couple of things. As myself I am a useless human being. I

Entry by Erin Willis

FEEDING THE DOG PEOPLE FOOD Rule for Me Rule for Kids One little DON'T feed the bite won't dog at the hurt. table! CRACKED COM

Entry by Erin Willis

LAUNDRY RULES for ME & YOU (everyone else) I will clean this later. clean lint trap after EVERY load! CRACKED GON

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