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Movie villains are known for talking too much, or underestimating the hero, or diving headfirst into conflicts they have no hope of winning. What we can't figure out, is why. What is the exact thought process behind the catastrophically stupid decisions on-screen villains keep making?

We asked our readers to take a stab at explaining, in three-step diagrams, the exact logic behind pop culture's most infamous villainy. The winner got a hundred bucks, but first, the runners-up:

Entry by Garrote

CRACKEDeO EONH 1 OUT OF ALL PLACES ON EARTH, BEGIN INADING IT FROM THE CITY THE HEROES LNE IN. 2 BE A GOOD SPORT AND NEVER SEND MORE THAN A SINGLE MAN

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25 Villains Whose Plans Are Ridiculous

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Entry by DrDickOrDie

BLLACK PANTHER Killmonger's Plan: Step 1: Ally self with Ulysses Klaue for heist involving Wakandan Artifacts Step 2: Break Klaue out when Wakandan's

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