How Logic In Sci-Fi Universes Falls Apart

Sci-fi movies are awesome and immersing until you let logic seep in.
How Logic In Sci-Fi Universes Falls Apart

Sci-fi movies put a lot into immersing the viewers in the worlds they've built. Unfortunately, these universes are more like house cards, easily caving in when the slightest bit of logic is applied to them.

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How Logic In Sci-Fi Universes Falls Apart
How Logic In Sci-Fi Universes Falls Apart
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