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It's as the old adage goes -- it's not what you know, it's who you know. And in the following cases, the "who" in these scenarios were a bunch of folks who thought these individuals were more talented than they really are.
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Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.
A little polish here, a little whitewash there, and voila! Box office gold.