When it comes to the history of, well, everything, there's a lot to keep track of. Fortunately, we've discovered that every moment, from catalyst to catastrophe, can be charted in three steps.

And here they are! You're welcome for making you smarter.

Entry by Rhodoferax

1: Oust the monarchy 2: Seize the means of production 3: Never get around to handing power over to the proletariat

Entry by HCCallow

Decide to get rid of sugarcane beetles with a natural predator. Introduce cane toads. They breed like crazy & not even deadly snakes can kill them. #A

Entry by HCCallow

Decide to improve your chances of a good income. Attend university. Be in debt for the rest of your life. CRACKED CONT

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