25 Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice

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25 Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice

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CRACKEDC An insurance investigator. Has accident that causes memory loss. Remembers to tell people he can't remember.
1. CRACKED.COM Keeps trying hard and failing. 2. Takes performance- enhancing drugs. 3. Becomes a respected American icon.
Meet a hot girl. Find out she has serious brain damage and can't form new memories. Marry and impregnate her, dooming her to a life of daily panic and
G Saved the world twice Awarded a presidential medal Can't get a job on his own
Tell your kids how many times you boned Dee their Aunt Robin. Marry another woman who becomes their mother and then dies. End up with Robin anway. CRA
BAD MOTHERF* KER LUCKY MOTHERF KER RIGHTEOUS MOTHERF KER
Walter. Heisenburg. Gordon Freeman.
25 Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice
Dates High School Girl kills Seven People Gets Dream Girl CRACKEDCON
CRACKED COM 1. Sucks at Rock and Roll 2. Goes back in time HANTME R 3. Invents Rock and Roll
IRON MAN MERCHANT OF DEATH 2ALMOST MURDERED 3: AGENT OF DEATH, (BUT STILL THE HERO SOMEHOW)
CRACKED COM KID SUFFERS HODOR DIES SEIZURE
25 Implausible Character Arcs Hollywood Thinks You Won’t Notice
CRACKEDCO COM Gets in way over her head. Gets some serious guns happening. Gets leukemia. SARAH CONNOR 1959-1997 NO TATE BUT WHAT WE MALE * (and later
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Batman, as depicted in THE DA'RK KNIGHT TRILOGY Quits ninja training, because they kill people. Kills Ra's Al Ghul by not saving him. Refuses to no
1. Wakes from 4 year coma 2. Wiggles| big toe 3.Unstoppable assassin
CRACKED COM Get stranded on island. an Escape and become a superhero. Imprison bad guys island. on the
CRACKED.COM. Experiment Mutates Turtles Trained to be Ninjas Wears masks to Hide ldentities
AWNSOWWOVWWVMOCOOC L GET EXILED WHILE SWEATY. 2 OWIWAWWWWWWWWIAWNAAIMOD 3 PROPHET.
Bescued Borg drone. Zero social skills and lots of catsuits. In love with this guy all of a sudden.
18JUST AN EX-CON ANTMAN MARVE TRYING TO GO STRAIGHT AND GET HIS KID BACK 2:UNDER-THE-RADAR SUPERHEROICS A 3:JOIN FORCES WITH WAR CRIMINALS CRACKED.COM
A struggling robotics engineer..d CANT SEEM TO FIX ANYTHING RIGHT. Encounters a damaged Optimus Prime and he.oo 2 SUDDENLY KNOWS How TO FREPAIR AN FAD
l. BORE7 TO TEARS WITH HIS LIFE. DGED GREATES ALTER-EGO AN7 BEATS HIMSELF UP. 3. SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE FACE AN7 BLOWS UP HALF THE CITY. CRACKED.COM
1. VIOLENCE IS NEVER A SOLUTION 2. VIOLENCE IS SOMETIMES A SOLUTION 3. VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE SOLUTION

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