Yeah, a cat hanging by a wire is pretty cute, but is it really motivational? "Hang In There" isn't really pushing us to succeed, you know?
There's a physical limit to just how much a few funny memes or funny tweets can actually help.

So, with all due respect to that kitty, these are the words of wisdom we're really looking for.

Entry by Sommerab

It's Never Too Late to Get Noticed (Had his breakout role at age 46)

Entry by El Zoof

Fame Smitht SMILE Whenever a customer is unreasonably angry and rude. be polite, friendly and helpful. That will make the bastard go insane. CRACKED.C

Entry by Danzy

YoU could dress casual, or you could LOOK GOOD CRACKED COMT

Entry by logicjohnson

Canit stand the view from your cubicle? There's always this

Entry by Danzy

MACHINE THE IN COG A COG JUST ARE YOU TMPORTANT MRORTA AN LIKE, BUT, CRACKEDCON

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