Some famous people are logic-defyingly popular. And by "some," we mean the ones featured in this contest. Like, who actually likes these individuals?

Hey, if you're one of those people, allow us to succinctly tell you why these celebrities suck.

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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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