10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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The Unseen Drawbacks to Living in an Action Movie

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Action is the most hard core movie genre to actually live in. Just look at the reactions when someone is killed. In horror movies, everyone freaks right the hell out, just like you're supposed to after finding a loved one's head in your freezer. In action movies, murder is so routine that they have to utter witty one liners to keep themselves from getting bored.

We asked you to flesh the terrifying implications of action movie universes using the magic of photo manipulation. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by blybug

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