12 Rules Anyone Considering Making A Reboot Should Follow

Marvel, please read this before you reboot all your current superhero franchises.
12 Rules Anyone Considering Making A Reboot Should Follow

You probably haven't noticed this, but Hollywood loves to reboot the shit out of movies. Whether it's because the original was total garbage or the move is just a total cash grab, we have a metric ton of remakes floating out there.

And we're kind of tired of it. So, if any of you filmmaking fat cats can peel yourselves away from your mountains of blow, listen up.

12 Rules Anyone Considering Making A Reboot Should Follow
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12 Rules Anyone Considering Making A Reboot Should Follow
12 Rules Anyone Considering Making A Reboot Should Follow
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