15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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15 Stupid Ways Americans Apparently Picture Foreigners

15 Stupid Ways Americans Apparently Picture Foreigners

It's safe to say that the political climate over the last few years has revealed some rather ... unsettling ... things about the American populace. One of the top being our depressingly bizarre views of what people are like from other countries.

For example ...

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