19 Useful Signs That Every Workplace Needs, Right Now

'Hang in there!' posters are great and all, bu- OK, no they aren't.
19 Useful Signs That Every Workplace Needs, Right Now

"Hang in there!" posters are great and all, bu- OK, no they aren't. Same goes for those posters with the one big word followed by something inspirational underneath it. It's time to upgrade all that bullshit.

So feel free to print any of these out and hang them up around your office.

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REMEMBER THE INTERN has an actual name CRACKEDOON
If you want to adjust the thermostat, ask everyone else in the room first. CRACKEDCON
DON'T BE CRACKED.COM THAT PERSON
YOU MUST BE THis PRODUCTIVE TO BITCH ABOUT WORK! Actually does worke 900000000 Could use improvement- 900000000 Could use a lot of fimprovemente 00000
USELESS COMPLAINING TIME LIMIT: 11 12 1 10 2 MINUTE MIINUTIE3 5 8 4 6 5 ANY MORE THAN THAT AND YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE CRauin
CRACKED.COM To Fart is no disgrace but nobody loves the odor, please head SO for the balcony where the open air will do the rest air open Boss's room
DRINKING ALCOHOL IS NOT PERMITTED UNLESS YOU BROUGHT ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE CRACKEDCOMT
Notice The IT department isn't here to help you play Candy Crush
Know the facts about baby pictures: -We don't need tO see them every single day. -Nine out of ten people don't really care about your kid;especially a
WARNING FOOD MAY BE BOOBY TRAPPED TAKE A COWORKER'S LUNCH AT YOUR OWN RISK
CRACKED DO NOT LEAVE UNANNOUNCED DURING CONFERENCE CALL.
Here is a dry erase poster of our C.E.O. DICK PEW GuN!! PEW Please leave the other posters alone now.
Did you finish off the COFFEE? BREW ANOTHER POT Or BUYEVERYONE A FRAPPUCCINO make your choice S
CRACKED Kindly, STOP & THINK Before select you Reply All
CRACKEDcO Is it before 10am? Then let's keep the perky chatter to a minimum. Some of us are still sleepy.
Small-talk Silence
CRACKEDCON YOU Only prevent can bathroom disasters. PLEASE FLUSH RESPONSIBLY
PROCRASTINATION ROOM SUPERVISORS KEEP OUT! CRACKEDCON

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!

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