18 Good People, If The Media Were Biased Against Them

Welcome to the world according to Sean Spicer.
18 Good People, If The Media Were Biased Against Them

Welcome to the world according to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer. These news stories aren't technically incorrect, they're just what happened from an alternative point of view. You know, lies but not really.

Behold our new alternative reality ...

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