Everything Wrong With Our Teenage Years, In 140 Characters

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Everything Wrong With Our Teenage Years, In 140 Characters

Our teenage years are some of the most awkward and unfortunate times in ever. It's the only seven-year span that we look forward to beforehand, can't wait to get through during, and would prefer just to forget after.

But for as bizarre as this period in your life was, don't feel like you were alone. These are things everyone had to suffer through.

Everything Wrong With Our Teenage Years, In 140 Characters
CRACKEDCON THANKING MY LUCKY STARS THAT I GRADUATED BEFORE TRENCHCOAT MAFIA BECAME A HEADLINE.
CRACKEDG COM that emo boy's makeup and bangs look prettier than mine ever will
Seems CRACKED COM everyone had raging hormones... except me.
Mow lawn a once weekly and never shut up about how hard you've had to work for everything you've ever earned GRACKEDG COM
I3= oe CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO COLLEGE AND GRADUATE SO I CAN FINALLY ABANDON THIS MADNESS AND HEAD OUT INTO THE WILD CRACKEDCON
LOST MY VIRGINITY! MOST AWKWARD 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE! CRACKED.CON
She thought you were cute, but you were too busy thinking someone else was cute to even notice.
Hating the fact that I can't go to clubs because of my age CRA TCEGARANA BANDA Tlerre Nuev but also hating going to a club because I ain't like that.
What What I studied studied Mathematics CRAGN Biology Chemistry FARMVILLE Physics Earth Sciences 007T msn English PLAYBOY gRand theFt ao History SaA
If only I could master the secret of the Cool Walk, then I would become popular!! Auu
You don't let the fact that you can't grow sideburns stop you from trying REAL hard CRACKED.COM
Everything Wrong With Our Teenage Years, In 140 Characters
Outside: Confident and Carefee CM Inside: Confused and Anxious CRACKED.COM
Everything Wrong With Our Teenage Years, In 140 Characters
Hey! That person is different! LET'S GET THEM!!!
My friends all lived in books solI never learned how to make real ones. CRACKED COM
GRACNDCON Relationships that lasted three weeks. Swearing that each one was true love forever.
ALTERNATING BETWEEN STEEL RESERVE druNk 211 PuNk aND t SELFRIGHTEOUS STRAIGHT EDGE ON A WEEK-BY-WEEK NWI STEEL RESERVE BASIS 211 CRACKED CON
GRACKED.OON My best friends. O cmie r SONY
Everything Wrong With Our Teenage Years, In 140 Characters
Haha, Beer? Trade Mark n B:l ASPn COUT OPED STUO mikes mikie mike nike's BAB aDE BARD No, I Only Drink The HARD Stuff
YOUR BIAND D D SUCKED
CRACKEDCON Trying to appear badass... oo.while looking like an idiot.
Constantly had to find elaborate ways to hide my BONER. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 O7 6L 8L 4L 9 SL L 8L 7L L O1 16 8 S E CRACKED.COM

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