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The Star Wars franchise might be the biggest sci-fi cash Bantha in the entire, well, universe. Because of that, you can pretty much expect Disney to pump out a Star Wars flick every year for the next 100.
Because coming up with dynamic, different stories can be hard, we decided to pitch some movies that will take up at least 24 of those years. You're welcome, Disney. We'll keep our eye on the mail for the checks.
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