We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You

Video games -- for all their cool graphics, rich environments, and deep stories -- can be tedious as shit. This tedium can be caused by any number of things: a puzzle that takes too long, a story that loses steam, controls that never seem quite clear.

But, luckily, that's what we're here for: To tell you about all the bullshit you're going to miss in video games by opting to do something constructive with your time instead. You're welcome!

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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
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We Summed Up These 20 Video Games For You
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