In this day and age, we're constantly on the move. There's shit to be done, and we've got zero patience for anything that does not involve doing that shit.

So for those of you who don't have time to watch all those popular movies people keep talking about, you're in luck! Grab some milk duds and, by the time the box is empty, you'll be all up to date on famous movies you couldn't be bothered to watch the first time around.

Entry by krakenkraked

CHARLTON HESTON TAKES A SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED TRIP TO NY

Entry by SMARTALIENQT

26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDce Blue Velvet COM A COLLEGE STUDENT SOLVES A MYSTERY AND MEETS A SEX CRAZED, ROY ORBISON-LOVING PSYCHOPATH WITH AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX.

Entry by Lizzy Chrome

BEADE UMER The 40s meets the 'B0s meets what the 'B0s thought the 21st Century would look like

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