26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

Who has time to watch movies anymore?
26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

In this day and age, we're constantly on the move. There's shit to be done, and we've got zero patience for anything that does not involve doing that shit.

So for those of you who don't have time to watch all those popular movies people keep talking about, you're in luck! Grab some milk duds and, by the time the box is empty, you'll be all up to date on famous movies you couldn't be bothered to watch the first time around.

A SHERIFF SEARCHES FOR A HILLBILLY AND A GUY WITH A BAD HAIRCUT, WHILE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
CRACKEDCON WARNER Bros. FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT WZND THE Z TEENAGE GIRL KILLS WOMAN AND STEALS HER SHOES - MEETS FUN FRIENDS TOGETHER THEY KILL WOMAN'S S
CHARLTON HESTON TAKES A SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED TRIP TO NY
26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film
Everybody swears a lot and then dies. THE 8TH FILO BY OUENTIN TARANTINO THE HATEFUL EIGHT smrrer.l TET TEMIOIFER VALTOM NIMEAM TIN NOTHTIEL THT ALCKSO
CON ARTIST BECOMES RICH AFTER SWINDLING GRAN THE WORKING CLASS WITH TRASH STOCKS IT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO HIT YOURSELF REPEATEDLY ON THE CHEST
A BOXER HUNGRH FOR REUENGE TRAUELS EAST TO FIGHT A STEROID-FIELLED GIANT. HIS WIFE DISAPPROUES... AT FIRST. CRACKED.COM
DR. DOLITTLE Guy talks to a bunch of animals and Doeslittle else. CRAGKED
26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film
tyHarry SOMEHOW, A SEASONED COP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND DUE PROCESS AND ENDANGERS CIVILIANS' LIVES BY LETTING A PSYCHOPATH WALK FREE. CRACKEDCON
TAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH Whiny -hound turns into dangerous psychopath. CRACKED.COM
CRACKEDce Blue Velvet COM A COLLEGE STUDENT SOLVES A MYSTERY AND MEETS A SEX CRAZED, ROY ORBISON-LOVING PSYCHOPATH WITH AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX.
26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film
CRACKED.COM KILLER ROBOT TURNED GOOD GUY GOES BACK IN TIME. TO RESCUE A SUBURBAN HOODLUM WITH A DIRTBIKE AND A GUNS N' ROSES CASSETTE TAPE.
ALIENSEEKS ITS TESTOSTERONE FX GETS AN OVERDOSE, DIES
WILL SMITH TRIES TO STOP CRACKEDCON A ROBOT UPRISING IN A MOVIE SUPPOSEDLY BASED ON A BOOK ABOUT HOW ROBOT UPRISINGS ARE STUPID iROBOt
26 Movie Recaps That Save Us The Trouble Of Seeing The Film
BEADE UMER The 40s meets the 'B0s meets what the 'B0s thought the 21st Century would look like
RAMBO: first blood Cops give TSD-afflicted veteran a hard time. RALEIGHLIG He gives them PTSD.
A CONVICTED CRIMINAL FEIGNS INSANITY, BECAUSE TIME IN A HOSPITAL IS EASIER THAN TIME IN PRISON. THE HOSPITAL NURSE DISAGREES. ONE FLEWOVER THE CUCK'S
Hermaphrodite clownfish desperately searches for son to reproduce next batch of eggs.
A JIGSAW PUZZLE LEAD OF AND BLOOD. CAND ENDLESSLY QUOTABLE DIALOGUE.)
A TROUBLED YOUNG MAN FORMS A BOND WITH A CHARISMATIC CULT LEADER. THEN SOMETHING ABOUT CHINA? CRACKEDCON
Teenagers hear of an escaped convict and decide to take the law into their own hands. Harly Potte Pottet ANDTHE THR PRISONER CRACKED.COM OFAZKABAN
CRACKEDCON XMEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST We don't understand the continuity either SO fuck it let's start over
CRACKED CON THEY TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & EDGE OF TRY & TRY & TRY & TOMORROW FINALLY

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