The people who make movie posters are pretty bad at their jobs. We know this because whenever we see one of their creations, we're never quite sure what the film is supposed to be about.

So, Hollywood filmmakers who we know are definitely reading this, consider throwing a gig at one of our photoplasticians next time you need some promotional material.

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Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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