18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

Every job description is written by someone who's, pardon our mashing of phrases here to make one nonsensical super phrase, trying to pull the rose-colored wool over your eyes. Because nowhere between the vague description of duties and experience requirements that literally no one can meet are the totally shitty situations you'll encounter on a normal day.

So before you go applying for a job, keep these in mind.

Pretend to be flattered for tips TER Dorutowe ATLAN CRACKEDiCOM
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
CRACKEDCON COPYWRITER WRITE INTRIGUING FAIRY TALES ABOUT DISHWASHERS
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
SCHOOLTEACHER TRAIN WILD CHILDREN TO REMAIN SEATED. CRACKEDCOMT
ELECTRICIAN Despite precautions, risk electrocution every day. CRACKED.COM
CRAGKEDCOM 911 DISPATCHER YOUR WORST DAY? E THEIR EVERY DAY.
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
MOVIE THEATER USHER REFRESHMENTS Interrupt perverts, then clean scummy seats. CRACKED.COM
CRACKED COM DivE instructor 5X5 Panicked students trying to drown you.
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)
Mall Cop 3999 EXTEZ Pretend soe you ORT have any real power CRACKED COM
BUS DRIVER TRANSPORT SKETCHY PEOPLE IN A SHITBOX.
Game Deyeloper ABDA PORTAL2 2 York hard Play yery yery little CRACKED.OON
CASHIER GU SLC CISE 2.00 Be some angry guy's punching bag. fill out your

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