Every job description is written by someone who's, pardon our mashing of phrases here to make one nonsensical super phrase, trying to pull the rose-colored wool over your eyes. Because nowhere between the vague description of duties and experience requirements that literally no one can meet are the totally shitty situations you'll encounter on a normal day.

So before you go applying for a job, keep these in mind.

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18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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18 Brutally Honest Job Descriptions (Six Words Or Less)

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CRACKED COM DivE instructor 5X5 Panicked students trying to drown you.

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Mall Cop 3999 EXTEZ Pretend soe you ORT have any real power CRACKED COM

Entry by Kevin King

CASHIER GU SLC CISE 2.00 Be some angry guy's punching bag. fill out your

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