Every job description is written by someone who's, pardon our mashing of phrases here to make one nonsensical super phrase, trying to pull the rose-colored wool over your eyes. Because nowhere between the vague description of duties and experience requirements that literally no one can meet are the totally shitty situations you'll encounter on a normal day.

So before you go applying for a job, keep these in mind.

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