Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

Because we know everyone on this list is reading our site.
Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You

As the favorite comedy site of, like, all the super famous people on the planet and everyone else, we like to think we bridge the divide between the too vastly different worlds of our fanbase.

So, from everyone on the normal side of the bridge to everyone on the other, more decadent and bizarre side, we have some things to say.

Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You
CRACKEDCO COM World renowhed rapist, ennjoy your fame!
CRACKED COM Nope! That's not what we'll remember. FATES UHREB OLYMIY
STOPTAKING ADVANTAGE OF 9/11. CRACKED.COM
USI ARD CRACKEDCON If polio resurfaces, it's on you.
Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You
DON'T FEAST WHILE YOUR PEOPLE TARVE CRACKED COM
GREAT JOB CORRUPTING SCIENCE FICTION WRITING! CRACKEDCON
Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You
CRACKED.COM YOUR COMMENTS MOCKING ISLAM AREN'T HELPING
HOPE NOBODY CASTS YOU AS DAHMER. CRACKED COM
Awful Celebrities, We've Got Six Words For You
HEATHER YOU'RE AN EPIC PAIN OHOLD on ICOPIE conds to am drug Sokt ! me Mi EE Dnion END

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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