As old technology becomes useless and obsolete, so to do the words associated with them. That's why we asked our readers to come up with some new words to help us keep up with the ever-evolving tech world we have today.

So make sure you bone up on the following words. Or, you know, don't since we'll all be speaking only in emojis soon anyway.

Entry by ron saito

Tapolexia An inability to understand how touch screen technology works Used in a sentence: 9 His severe tapolexia prevented him from understanding th

Entry by iduskull

NETFLIX Password Parasite (n.)-al an individual who only interacts with you in order to obtain your account information to avoid spending the small mo

Entry by Izz0101

Tech Sheep Noun INtek ipl One who wants to keep up with the latest tech gadgets that the flock has. CRACKED COM

Entry by Izz0101

Shadow Browser Noun IV'ad OUs br'aeuszar\ One who views their smart device while their screen brightness is lowered for privacy. CRACKED COM

Entry by ron saito

CRACKED.CON Paleocord (n) An old, outdated computer cable. He kept a box of paleocords in the mistaken belief that they would one day be useful.

Entry by Izz0101

Screen Walker Noun I lskri:n 'wa:kal One who aimlessly wanders around while staring at their smART device screen like a mindless zombie.

Entry by iduskull

Choarder -person who insists their phone must be charging 24/7 regardless of the actual charge of their phone or the battery life of those around them

Entry by BRWombat

snappre.hension snapra'hensHan/ 1. The fear that those racy pictures you sent via a disappearing message app did not actually self-destruct. CRACKED

Entry by Scott Laffey

ante snope noun An individual who shares or reposts polemic or tendentious stories or infographics, usually politically oriented, without first taking

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