13 Moments In Politics (Adjusted For Honesty)

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13 Moments In Politics (Adjusted For Honesty)

We here at Cracked believe in the Thunderdome method of selecting our elected officials: Two individuals enter, one leaves ... and preferably we're all watching in our classiest assless leather outfits.

Why? Well, just have a look at the current bullshit we have to deal with.

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13 Moments In Politics (Adjusted For Honesty)
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13 Moments In Politics (Adjusted For Honesty)

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