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0 From ‘Dumb and Dumber’ to ‘Goodfellas’ to ‘The Office’: Mike Starr on Being Hollywood’s Ultimate Funny Tough Guy
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Kenan Thompson Says All-Time Best Sketch Character Isn’t From ‘Saturday Night Live’
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You Really Do Get Warm and Fuzzy, and Other Scientifically Accurate Cliches
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Pokemon Go has done more for attempting to decrease this country's obesity epidemic than any government initiative or fitness fad to date. But, for all the activity it's generating, there are those horror stories starting to come out: people getting mugged, falling off cliffs, sideswiping cop cars, walking in on leather-clad parents spanking each other's genitals. (We might've made that last one up.)
So having said that, you Pokemon Go players should also be wary of the following scenarios.
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