11 Texts That Would Ruin Your Life In Less Than 1 Sentence

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The words "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" are often considered to be the shortest, most depressing story of all time. But now that we live in the age of text messaging, people deal with more depressing scenarios generated by even less words.

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