If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects


As we have pointed out again and again, other areas of life are badly in need of the kind of detailed warnings we get with prescription drugs.

This week we asked you to give us side effect warnings of everyday objects, and offered $50 to the winner. But first, the runners-up:

Entry by Games4me

CRACKED.cOM no? CAUTION Owning an expensive car may cause a false sense of superiority. If this occurs. immediately consume a frozen pizza in front of

Entry by bogert8609

CRACKED COM WARNING My cuteness has limited sustainability

Entry by tralfy


There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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