If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

As we have pointed out again and again, other areas of life are badly in need of the kind of detailed warnings we get with prescription drugs.

This week we asked you to give us side effect warnings of everyday objects, and offered $50 to the winner. But first, the runners-up:

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If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects
If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects
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