How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)

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How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)

Good marketing can make any shitty business look good. How do we know? Because it's pretty much guaranteed that you love one, a few, or all of the companies on this list.

Which is why we tasked our master image manipulators with doing some marketing of their own. Or anti-marketing? Whatever. We asked them to become the Batmen of marketing.

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How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)
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How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)
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How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)
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