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There's a lot of harsh realities of life that people just don't want to face. But people also love to look at pictures, especially if they think they'll be smarter for doing so after.

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What the What you believe world owes the world owes you you CRACKEDCON

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LIFE KNOWLEDGE OVER TIME 80% How much you know about life How much you think you know Knowledge about life Life 0% O 20 40 60 80 CRACKED.COM Your Age

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Taking Things Personally Thingsyou take personally for no reason Thingstha are actually personal GRACKEDCOMT

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Your Financial Roadmap The life The life you you want can afford Crippling debt GRACKEDCON


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