Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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Have you ever wanted to know what life is like through the eyes of famous people? Like, literally through their eyes. Like, you'd take their eyeballs or wear their skin or something weird like that, you sick person, why would you want to do it?

Sorry, where were we? Oh right, vicariously living through celebrities. We've got you covered there, and you don't have to wear the skin of another human. You're welcome.

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