Finding the truth in a news story is often an exercise in futility. It's there, but the amount of effort you have to go through to get to it makes you want to kill brain cells by looking at crazy shit on the Internet instead.

Luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you can quickly digest all the important stuff and not take time away from befouling your Internet history.

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