Finding truth in news stories is like finding truth in the words of politicians -- just when you've reached your limit on searching Google, you find the answer and start dancing totally naked for joy.

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CNN Money CRACKEDOON Business Markets Tech Media Personal Finance Small Biz Luxury Market Movers McDonald's sales soar after following cool-mom- make

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Newsweek Q U.S. WORLD BUSINESS TECH & SCIENCE CULTURE SPORTS OPINION TECH & SCIENCE SCIENTISTS CONFIRM WHAT EVERYBODY ALREADY KNEW; ZEBRA STRIPES AREN

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politics Ceah CNN CNN 2016 Washington Nation World Our Team DNC DEBATE: HILLARY CLINTON AND BERNIE SANDERS ARGUE POLITELY FOR A COUPLE HOURS. SOME OTH

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CHO politics 2016 Washington Nation Worid Trump: My supporters are homicidal gun nuts, and I rely on those sort of people. By Jeremy Dlamond, CNN O Up

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