If Every Excuse Turned Out to Be True

Sometimes, the only thing worse than someone calling you on your bullshit excuse is having that excuse actually come true.
If Every Excuse Turned Out to Be True

Sometimes, the only thing worse than someone calling you on your bullshit excuse is having that excuse actually come true. We asked you to show us what it might look like if some of our favorite excuses weren't actually lies.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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