As we've pointed out before, the movies are full of magical products that exist only to make the world around them less boring and easy to follow.

We asked you to show us what the ads for some of those products might look like. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by BRWombat

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Entry by Spiraldog

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Kothre

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Entry by diluded000

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