Nature is great and all. It's pretty. It can be warm. There are lots of bugs. And poisonous plants. And bears; those things are pretty big and dangerous. And then you can't even drink salt water. OK -- maybe it's not THAT great. But that's what we're here for.

We tasked our readers with coming up with some much needed improvements to Mother Nature's greatest creations. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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