25 Lessons Hollywood Must Be Taught


Look, Hollywood, you're great and all -- you give us lots of hours of entertainment and plenty of rock-hard abs to look at. But, you know, enough is enough: We've reached our bullshit threshold. It's for you all to go back to school or read a book or use Google or something, dammit.

To help you get started, we asked our readers to use the power of image manipulation to show you drug-fueled maniacs where you keep dicking things up. Feel free to send all checks and Academy Awards to our office address, thanks.

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25 Lessons Hollywood Must Be Taught

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