The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

How much better would our favorite movies be if there weren't any language restrictions?
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking

With the influx of films seeking PG-13 ratings or below to make more money, the art of swearing on camera has declined significantly. But what would happen if movies didn't have any language restrictions? How much better would The Sound Of Music have been if all the songs were written by members of the Wu-Tang clan?

We put that question to our readers (the first one, not the Wu-Tang one) and gave cold hard cash for the best entry. Also, Wu-Tang forever ...

Anakin... you always were a goddamned whiny little pussy bitch!
CRACKED CON You killed family, my fuckin' you nazi asshole cunt!
CRACKED.COM HAL, WON'T ARGUE WITH YOU ANYMORE! OPEN THE FUCKIN' DOORS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
CRACKEDOON yoU FUGGED uS up AGAIN, DIPSHIT
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Fuck you, and your shitty little dog toO!
Artax! Move your fucking ass!
You're a fuck up! You remind me of your father when he went here. He was a fuck up too. CRACKED.COM
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
CRAGKEDC COr I AM so FUCKED WHEN THE SORCERER FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!
Now. looke ere Miss Daisy, Its fuckin hotter'n hell 'n you done got E8 lost. So. why don't you make things easy for once. YA stubborn relic and admit
CRACKED Why don't you come up some time and HUCKME????
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
CRACKEDCO COM Bastards... u Sen
CRACKED.COM Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'encule de ta mere, Ministre Frollo!
CRACKED COM IF YA WANT DANNY ZUKO TO STICK AROUND, YA GOTTA LET HIM RAMMA RAMMA RAM YA WITH HIS BIG DING DONG!
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
Where is my motherfucking supersuit?
Well, Buzz, now that my fans are adults... You're crazier than a goddamn sack of clown shit! 8uzh BUZ OGHTYEAR CRACKED COM
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! CRACKEDCON
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
Go... the fuck... to sleep! CRACKED CON
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THE FUCK, MONKA?! SURE, THEY'RE ASSHOLES, BUT THEY'RE JUST KIDS!
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
The 31 Most Profane Things Movie Characters Were Thinking
PLEASE DON'T SHIT ON ME. CRACKED COM
CRACKED.COM PRESIDENT SNOW! You JUST BOMBED A HOSPITAL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! WELL, TAKE NOTE: IF WE BURN, yOU'RE GONNA FUCKING WELL BURN WITH us!
RUN, assholes!
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS A KESSEL RUN?
motherfucking shit-faced pansy cock- sucker assholes- Mak

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