Ah, if only the real world could be more like a video game. There, wounds heal instantly and death lasts only as long as a load screen. The men are bald and armed, the women have proportions that make Barbie look like a teenage boy.

Yet, as our readers have shown us in the below gallery, a real world that tried to operate on video game rules would be baffling on multiple levels ...

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