We've all been there: You're working with customer service. You waited 30 minutes to just talk to a human. Then you went on hold. Then they transferred you and waited another 30 minutes for your turn. Then that cheese dick transferred you. And that's when you begin to wonder just what the fuck is going on on the other end of the line.

We asked our readers to use the power of image manipulation to answer that question and gave money for the best answer. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by djHanDon

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Entry by Mgloss

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Entry by djHanDon

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Entry by djHanDon

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Entry by ironical

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Entry by Fenrir66

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We are offering so many opportunities for you to win some dough that it'd be insane if you didn't get in on this. Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest) and GIF contest ($150), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

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