25 Terrifying Things Kids Suspect About Adulthood

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25 Terrifying Things Kids Suspect About Adulthood

Kids believe a lot of stupid things. Like, a lot a lot. And then we grow up and look back on the children we once were and realize what a bunch of goddamned idiots we were.

But, to our credit, what we once believed was pretty funny to imagine. So this is our tribute to our former selves. Our readers helped us visualize all those ridiculous things we believed as children, and we gave money to the winner.

Entry by Danzy

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