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‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton
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If Every Website Got A Dramatic Movie Adaptation
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Now that the Social Network is out there profitably telling the story of Facebook, it's only a matter of time before other websites get their time on the silver screen. And while it'll probably be another year or so before we work out the kinks of "The Time-Traveler That Boned Me: The Cracked.com Story," we can't imagine it will take that long before we see the next "Website: The Movie."
We asked you to show us what they might look like. The winners are below, but first the runners up ...
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