16 Awkward Messages Famous People Must Have Received

Texting is quickly becoming the manner in which people spell out the details of the horrible shit they've done.
16 Awkward Messages Famous People Must Have Received

Texting is quickly becoming the manner in which people spell out the details of the horrible shit they've done. Which, we're not really sure why seeing as how most scandals these days are happening because of some sort of leaked electronic form of communication. Still though, people are dumb sacks of meat and poop and keep barreling along the same path.

That's why we asked you to show us the exchanges famous folks probably had right before shit hit the fan. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

AT&T 3G 8:00 AM Messages Joe Liberman Edit It was close in Florida, but we still managed to pull off a win. Couldn't have done this without you buddy.
16 Awkward Messages Famous People Must Have Received
...00 Sprite 11:48 AM 50% Messages Mayor Nagin Contact Today 8:32 AM Ray! Why have we waited SO long to evacuate the city? New Orleans is under 20 ft
03/16/44 Regulus 01:29 Will I think that went well... Brutus 01:29 Yeah I had fun...well, maybe not fun, but you know what i mean Regulus 01:32 The wi
mull-- Verizon 3G 2:07 AM Messages Jon Stewart Edit i quit hire trevor noah to take over the show. hes good looking and funny have you been drinking?
mI.- JMobile 3G 7:00 AM Messages JC Edit Dude, I just made $30 Sweet! How! All I had to do was kiss a guy... Wait a minute... Yeah about that, my bad
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AT&T 3G 1:00 AM Messages Osama Edit Hey, you busy tomorrow? No, why? I think the military academy just crashed one of their damn helicopters right nex
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16 Awkward Messages Famous People Must Have Received
AT&T 3G 12:00 PM Messages Pete Best Edit The lads don't want you in the group anymore. wtf John, Paul, and George found another drummer. Nice Jewish b
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II_- Iphone 3G 2:33 PM Messages Robert Durst Edit Are you bringing your wife to the dinner party? I haven't seen her in a while Killed them all of cou
mul-- SCAMMER 3G 11:42 AM Messages Vani Edit Have you seen the Gawker article about you? Fuck those scientists and their science Like, how dare they u
sal.. Horizon 3G 4:01 PM Messages Jerry Edit Hey Mike, how's the new standup routine coming? Good! Pretty happy with it. You want to walk through it w
5:00 74 50 % DIP CIIT Today 8:32 AM Where are you?? You were meant to be home with the groceries hours ago!!! I guess you could say I'm stuck in traff

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