Remember that show on MTV, where that rapper would travel around and fix people's shitty lives by putting TVs inside their car? Did we just dream that? It seems like there would be more stories by now about guys getting sucked in by The Shawshank Redemption while the engine was running in their garage.

We asked you to show us what it might have looked like if they hadn't so irresponsibly stopped at car pimping, and moved onto other belonging we use everyday. The winner is below, but first the runners up:

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Sarcastic Awards for Everyday Life

These are trophies, plaques, certificates, medals you would like to give out to let people know they have achieved a very high level of annoying behavior. If there were such a thing as the Douchebag Olympics, these would be the events.

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