If Colleges Were Forced to be Honest About Themselves

For the most part, college brochures are a large pile of bullshit.
If Colleges Were Forced to be Honest About Themselves

For the most part, college brochures are a large pile of nonsense. Between the borderline stock photos and the super, cheerleader-y text, it's hard to believe that the school is being totally honest with you. Lucky for you we're here to help and show you what these pamphlets should really be saying.

Our readers were charged with the task of bringing you the most honest school brochures imaginable. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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If Colleges Were Forced to be Honest About Themselves
If Colleges Were Forced to be Honest About Themselves
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