Even when you're famous, there are varying degrees of it. The people at the top, we have no problem remembering. Some folks, though, we need a little help in the name department.

That's where you come in. We asked you to come up with some nicknames to help us remember those celebrities who are always on the tips of our tongues. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by BEMaven

Master Baiter 000 EB EB

Entry by Robberry

CRACKEDCON Weird Al'' Pacino

Entry by BEMaven

16 Perfect Nicknames for Famous People

Entry by 404notfound


Entry by Danzy


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