There's plenty about the past of the human race that baffles people. But baffles in the good way -- the way that leaves you filled with awe and wonderment. We will not baffle future scientists in that way.

As our illustrious plasticians are about to show you, no doubt future scientists will wonder what kind of idiots they descended from ...

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