Possibly the best part of video games is unlocking and discovering the little easter eggs developers like to put in them. And as awesome as the real ones are, we still feel like there were a lot of missed opportunities for something great. Thankfully, our readers are here to save the day.

And look, we'll be on the level here: There are video game genitals here and there, so, you know, this is your slightly NSFW warning.

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